*mournfully clicks the like button*

“The emergency warning light on our democracy is flashing.”

This isn’t funny, this is fucking scary. The Republican Party has mutated and twisted into an authoritarian death-cult willing to lay waste to truth, democracy, the rule of law, and anything else that stands in the way of permanent one-party kleptocratic rule. The “arguments”, the deliberate warping of language, that…

Snoke saw exactly what he was saying.

Call me a sucker, but I personally enjoyed seeing that gross fucker chopped in half early on. It was a nice twist followed by possibly the best action scene in the franchise.

You mean like say... Emperor Palpatine? From the original trilogy?

I don’t know, I kind of like the idea that he is not anything deeper. Like he is just a dark force sensitive individual who wanted power. What’s his connection to Palpatine? Nothing, he just wanted to grab as much power in the vacuum as possible.

JJ Abrams: “Who is Snoke? Who is Rey? What will their paths cross again? Come back in two years for the stunning answers to all these questions!”

Fantastic Beasts! Where Do You Find Them? Are They Locatable? Let’s Find Out!

Am I the only person who, when reading a headline of the form “[Well-Known Title]’s [Less Known Person Name]...”, braces themselves for more revelations of sexual misconduct?

I live in Los Angeles— which should be where all of the comedians come to make it big— and from what I understand there is an extreme shortage going on. The open mic stages are bare, the UCB classes are offering to teach computer repair just to bring in students, the Laugh Factories and Comedy Stores have been…

They also owe Tig Notaro an apology for calling her “ungrateful” and shit for daring to speak out about this.

So, all the bros who spent the last few months screaming at Katie Rife for daring to talk about this and INSISTING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until some accusers came forward and until then this was just a plot by mean ol’ Jezebel and AV Club to smear poor Louie...

Can you hurry up and accept your micropenis so you can stop being a hateful shit on the internet?

So glad Netflix said yay rather than neigh!

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Fish monster love story? The long awaited Troy McClure biopic?

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Damn. Can was such a great fucking band. Their albums Tago Mago, Ege Banyasi, and Future Days are masterpieces.

What’s so great about it is that, character wise, Princess Caroline really needed someone loving and uncomplicated like Vincent at that point in her life. Whether or not Vincent genuinely loved her or was even capable of genuinely loving her is irrelevant. What mattered is that Caroline got some form of affection and…