I live in Chicago and tell them to leave the pickle relish and sport peppers off my hot dog.....and then I ask for ketchup.

Know what I hate? Canned Green Beans. And Nazis.

THE KINJA PRESIDENCY

My favorite part of the story is that burglar wasn’t afraid of you but someone who requires assisted living.

I think there are laws against that. A bunch of groups started “Pray The Gray Away” camps and it just got weird.

What did you change?

I always thought Life of Brian was just as funny as Holy Grail.

Congress gets too many perks as it is.

Curiously, they are having this screening in Austin when all the clowns are actually in DC.

I feel like that’s why Life of Brian outpaced Holy Grail. Holy Grail is funnier, but Life of Brian is a stronger narrative as satire.

How much ya wanna bet the police treat this guy very respectfully and gently and don’t use any unnecessary force on him?

There you go

Is there any way to refresh comments without reloading the entire fucking page?

“I didn’t realize publicly calling for the deaths of millions of people would make me so hated.”

WHO THE FK CAN DISLIKE THIS I CAN THINK Of 3 I am not sure if I spell them correctly

I don’t think those notifications update without you reloading the page anyway.

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