Yes, but they’re usually not too bright. Shocker, I know.

Before today, I wasn’t even aware that this was a thing to worry about in 2017.

I can’t describe how satisfying that video was.

Excellent. So they’re even more useless than I realized.

And oh joy, clicking through ‘Load More Comments’ for another 500 times to get where I was.

Agreed on both counts, and one of my own to add:

Maybe just give it some time. Mine crapped out too, but eventually it caught up.

Here’s a question that I haven’t seen answered elsewhere (apologies if it has been answered, as I am an idiot): Do the comments update live, or do I have to refresh the page?

Well, lookie there. I guess it’s working now. Am I out of the dreaded greys?

Mine didn’t work, but it looks like someone with zero posts already has my name on Kinja. No matter, nobody knows who I am anyway.

…All these suggestions of Ross, the largest friend, eating the other 5 friends, when really, he should have just eaten Gunther.

I'm certain it did. I'm pretty sure Nikki even said so herself.

If he walks, I'm guessing he'll be named the new head of Health & Human Services.

Add Violence is pretty damn good.

LOl, my mistake. Didn't read the username. Though NC (and TX, frankly) does seem to be overly concerned with how we identify men and women. I have no beef with you. In fact, I'll likely have no beef anywhere near your state.

You got me. Some people call it West Texas, but folks from El Paso disagree. It seems like it should be North Texas to me (derp, it's the northernmost point of the state), but DFW claims to be North Texas… Call it a lid, call it purgatory, I don't give shit anymore..

Ha, you think? I don't know, everyone I've talked to has been beyond helpful.

Houston's a pretty cool place. I haven't spent a ton of time there, but found a lot to enjoy. I just can't take the 1,000,000,000% humidity.

…Well, maybe the Tex-Mex.

I lived in Austin for a few years, and still visit regularly, so I've had my share of both. Outside of family, there's literally nothing keeping me in this purgatory.