I'm sure they would, but I swear I'm really not that rude a guest. I'll grin and bear it. But, I'll give you this. You might do Mexican food better. And frankly, I can hardly judge your local issues, since most of our solutions seem modeled after yours.

I do like Franklin's quite a bit, but BBQ from the Hill Country area isn't always my favorite, being from the panhandle. Our sauces tend to be a bit sweeter, but often the meat isn't as smoky.

In a state where Franklin's exists (and isn't even truly top 10), I bid thee bite thy tongue, good sir. Although raw tongue would still taste better than y'alls bullshit tuna fish replacement meat.

It's a fact. Anything made with mayo or sour cream tastes like it was made with mayo or sour cream. I'm with you, except I don't really mind ketchup, and I love mustard on a hot dog or brat.

I'm from Texas. Y'all are whack.

As a Texas native preparing to relocate to North Carolina for work, I had a recent run in with North Carolina's excuse of a BBQ sandwich on my one and only ever visit to the state. I gotta say, it left a sour taste in my mouth - Get it? Cause Vinegar… It tasted like a HOT Tuna Fish sandwich. What is wrong with you…

Thankfully, it's a Burton joint. We can all rest easy that no people of color will be portrayed offensively, since there will be no people of color anywhere near this film.

Mixing drinks is fine. Adding flavors like cherry, vanilla and lime is fine. But having Coke come out of the same tube as fucking ginger ale, Powerade and root beer, is not fine.

Jesus christ, do I have to go on another rant? I just subjected my family to this last night. Everything out of one of those Coke Freestyle machines tastes like a goddamn Suicide. Remember those? It's that thing you did when you were a kid, where you mixed everything from the fountain, and then pretended to like it so…

This idea has no fangs. It's like drawing blood from a stone.

Dr. Acula, or I'm out.

I guess I missed that this was coming to Netflix. Change of plans for this evening are in order.

Rachel Dratch playing two separate characters in the same episode should tell you that it's perfectly possible for that to be the case.

I liked My Name Is Earl, but I felt like the quality dropped hard after season 2. Honestly, Raising Hope seemed to suffer from the same issues.

Agreed. They are mercifully absent.

I noticed that when I watched last night. It was very strong at first. I don't know if it actually decreased as the special went on, or if I just got used to it. Either they were trying to make her look younger and blobbier, or trying to clean up some poorly lit footage.

I didn't mean to imply otherwise.

Wow, that Nickleback song was embarrassing even by their standards. I know I'm kicking a dead horse here, but It's like they decided they wanted to be late era Megadeth, while maintaining every shitty thing about their shitty sound.

Same here, but a bit more cautiously after the first few tracks I've heard.

I'm making no point. I thought my initial joke was obvious. Apparently it wasn't, so now I'm doubling down by being weird.