Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

Let's make our own expo, with blackjack and hookers

Your tombstone is under further review. Hopefully it will be finished before you are done being dead.

My tombstone will read: “Dez caught that ball.”

The best part is when the bullpens run to the brawl from the outfield...right next to each other

It’s been a good year for basebrawls, and I’m still wrestling with why I enjoy them so much at the same time I’d like to see staged fighting disappear from hockey.

If anything, FIFA has tremendous experience working with demagogues like Trump.

That throw is vintage Tebow.

He hasn't outright denied this claim you just made yet. Makes you think...

What’s really telling is not only how big the NFL is but how small time the UFC still is in the eye of the sports fan. Dana White probably believes he has a vice grip on the sport when in reality nobody gives enough of a fuck about his sport to swiftly knock him off his pedestal.

RIP Bert: He's dead and Draper is wearing his skin.

Kinjammed!

That dog, in about five years:

Hey, if rookies didn't want to get drilled by 95-mph fastballs, they should have come into the league as 12-year veterans.

That is the biggest crock of shit I have read in a long time. The fact that a pitcher can throw a 90+ mph pitch at a batter, who is essentially defenseless, is one of the most asinine rules in all of sports. No, they do not do it in a safe "manor" as the numerous injuries resulting in intentional HBPs demonstrate — in…

Great article, but not sure what Adam Dunn's spray chart has to do with it.

Excellent piece, Dirk. Despite all the vagaries and arbitrary nature, I like baseball's vigilante justice system. Hockey's also is good. To me, it's way better to have players police certain aspects of the proceedings than umpires or the league office. That is, unless guys are looking to cause serious physical harm.…

All Things Considered, I don't have a problem with his response. Sure, it wasn't exactly On Point, but he can only deal with the Here & Now, and the Olympics aren't until next year. Why does he want to give a quote that could become the Talk of the Nation? I'll tell you what though, I bet afterwards the Caps PR guy…

Strike out a hundred guys and you aren't a pitcher but take it in the ass once and your a gay porn star for life.