Aww but Kanye West is doing his Kanye Best.

“Me too.”

I don’t read this column often, but is this the sort of advice normally given out? Trust is a two way street, and the fact that she’s meeting people without telling him (including a guy that wants to buy her lingerie) is a red flag.

You might actually be a terrible person.

*beats chest* I don’t think he’s supposed to look menacing, just like a pissed off little boy, but with nuance to his character(unlike Anakin).

Manly guys has been on here for years and you bitch about penny arcade? We get it, you are a true original because you hate popular things. Your patchouli scented trophy is in the mail.

YAY! THE INTERNET IS A RACE, AND YOU WON!

...now let me shower you with all the fucks I have to give. Just wait for it.

Fuck off. Racists said that. There are millions of “true fans” that don’t think that way.

in other “news” Ben Affleck got cast as Batman, there’s a financial crisis in Greece, and Donald Trump is running for President I think.

You obviously don't know many "true fans" or "purists."

I think you misspelled “racists” twice there.

Never forget that JJ Abrams didn’t direct Cloverfield. It was directed by Matt Reeves, and written by Drew Goddard.

All day long I sit in an office chair looking at a computer. The last thing I want to do when I get home is look at another. The PS4 allows me to sit on the couch with Mrs Houser and decompress. I cannot ever remember saying to her “Geez I wish my frame rate was better”

Some fucking voice acting right there.

Yeah but sometimes you just have to accept what you’ve become.

I thought the funniest part of the whole episode was Cupid Cartman. The end of the episode had me stand up and say “what the actual fuck?”

Why would anyone make such a thing?!

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?