I know a lot of people hated this movie but I’d still take it over Thor 2, Iron Man 2, and Inside. I know that last on isn’t Marvel, but I hated it. 

But the U.S. had some unexpected allies. Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and the U.A.E. also stepped in to help protect Israel, which is, yeah, confusing.

With crimefighting jugs?

You’ll have the strength of ten gorillas.

I would, if I could be an Adrienne Barbeaubot.

Charles!

“We were just famous. Left to our own resources.”

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!

Pop, pop!

WHOA!!!

“...And having a catch phrase is half the battle!”

Off my case, lembas face!!!

Up your nose with a rubber hose, Elrond.

It’s also so much of a nothing story — “MJF says people who get famous on social media for seemingly no reason wouldn’t have been famous in the 80s because there was no social media”... Well, he not wrong.

What chu talkin bout, MyTVNeverLies.

This is getting heavy.

But that would require reading an article for context. Mark Tierney doesn’t have time for that, he needs to jump straight to defending the children in the hopes they won’t also call him a boomer.

It’s not remotely sad and it will come for you too.  

“And I loved you.”

Like, past tense? This made you no longer love this guy?

Because he’s clearly ragging on social media stars, not Timothy Chalamet, and it feels like his tongue is pretty firmly in cheek either way.

I don’t think he’s talking about Timothee Chalamet. I think he means more YouTubers and TikTokers and other such “influencers” who are “famous” because they do a dance or model a piece of clothing.