I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not like the rest of the people in the bus he was driving 

“If the line is not flat, you must retract!”

Do you know who would have a really funny joke about OJ dying? Norm McDonald. RIP Norm. 

For some odd reason everyone else stopped looking for the “real” killer years ago.

I love that the same folks who thought Colin Kaepernick should have been banned from football for his political opinions are the same ones who now think companies shouldn’t fire employees for being assholes like Gina Carano.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine...that’s the way I want to go.

The casket’s going to fit like a glove. 

Aw. Now he’ll never find the real killers.

Just terrible. My father died the same way

You know, like sane people do.

Ever since certain orange creature came to power, conservatives have taken over the mantle of Super Victim.

First things first, Trump always finds lawyers because 1) there’s no shortage of scumbag Saul Goodman lawyers in the US and 2) because they all think that they’ll be the one to get Trump what he wants & will then be rewarded. They’re all even dumber than Trump is.

You need to read the Constitution of the United States of MAGA, patriot.

The Founding Fathers, in their great wisdom, knew that one day we’d need a mechanism for dealing with Gina Carano’s bullshit.

She’s just screaming questions.

It’s true - I read the Constitution and there’s no mention of Gina Carano anywhere in it!

saying she was merely “asking questions”

She’s sending out the signal, and every potential employer now sees what an entitled, self-righteous, litigious, ignorant nightmare she is.

I don’t think Disney’s looking for an apology, Gina.