“It occurs to me that, uh, your jacket leads me to believe that, uh, somewhere in this great country of ours, there’s an El Camino with its seat cover missing.”

What are you, his agent?

It does look like something I step on when I get out of the shower.

nO yOu dOnT uNdErStAnD tHe lAw!

This dude probably has at least one restraining order against him.

“I am very, very progressive, but maybe the Republicans have it right. Maybe men should just hire and work around other men and not hire women.”
—SweetJamesJones

You’re very convincing, Guy who only seems to post to defend men against allegations of abuse.

Back to Twitter, Miss Rowling. 

We get it you hate women

Hey at least it’s not an article about a Tweet, an episode recap masquerading as a review, or a slideshow!

I always knew that we would get Madame Web reevaluation think pieces. I just didn’t expect we would get them this soon.  

And with that glorious sentence completed, the author set down their pencil and imagined Miss Shields writing ‘A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A+...’ on the chalkboard.

Godspeed on your righteous quest

Some people use English degrees for good, some people use them for...well, this kind of thing.

So where does that leave us? How do we connect an unintentional corporate satire, a slice of naïve camp, a technically disastrous piece of shit, and an illogically fun superhero movie? With a web, of course—one that can connect them all.

Good camp is actually hard to pull off, shitty movies with low effort scripts are not camp, they’re shitty movies with low effort scripts.

We know that Sony has the resources to make not Spider-Man Spidey movies. We know they can make them bad. Do they have the moxie to make the sure fire lollapalooza that a Turner D. Century production would be?

Trying to hold this up as “camp” always seemed like try hard. It’s lazy, uninspired, and just outright poorly made in a lot of spots. Camp requires intentionality. It’s okay to enjoy shitty things without needing to justify it, that’s why McDonald’s is still in business.

In fairness, they have nothing else to put on their itineraries.

Star-Lord, man! The legendary outlaw?