We can only offer you these slacks full of bologna.

Are you a tossed salad or a scramble egg?

You got played, not paid.

Hey, what happened to my pay-or-play contract?!

Ye Olde Kanye?

I miss the old Kanye from the ‘I Miss The Old Kanye’ days

I said this elsewhere but I think the problem with Blade is the opposite.

Oh, did I forget that one? Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess.

Don’t forget “Excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess.”

Tragedy Plus Time equals comedy.

Yeah given the fact that even from TJ’s mouth it seems like some off the cuff, in character riffing, and the fact that Miller is notoriously a huge asshole, I’m not thinking there’s much here.

I imagine the actual way Ryan Reynolds was a dick to him was telling him that he doesn’t want to work with rapists, and since that’s not a very compelling argument for Miller, he pulled up this anecdote as the closest thing to Reynolds being rude to him that he could manage.

Maybe it’s just me, but this seems like a nothing story.

Translation:

It sounds like even people who fell got hurt. Because in an event like this you can’t always control how you’ll fall.

Nah, look at the boundary of the pit compared to the size of the spectators; that is very clearly too shallow. This would be obvious to someone who’s studied engineering, of course, but it certainly wouldn’t be considered unreasonable to someone in the entertainment industry, much less when held at such a high-profile…

How’s the one implanted in your skull

Must be hilarious to see a women who has suffered a severe life changing injury and decide to make a joke about her.  

Fucking hell, how many people did this dumbfuckery have to get past to happen?

“Attendees like EdyBot say a potential cause of the injuries was the shallowness of the pit; she describes it as being “like three cubes deep”, while Grayson says “the pit itself goes up a little past my knee” and that it’s “shallow af”.”