Oh wow, every Snapple bottle has a little fun fact on the bottlecap!

“Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint.  It’s delicious! It’s very refreshing.”

“I love you, Subway!”

Just remember to wipe that shit with soft, supple, Charmin™ brand toilet paper!

The A.V. Club

I’d rather watch the 3-episode Subway arc on Community. 

Give a shit. Take a shit. It’s all just an unending circle of shit.

not just you

Wow, that would be quite the controversy if it turned out an NBC show was sneaking promotional content into one of its shows. Now let’s all watch the Office episode with an entire subplot about Kevin playing with a Staples paper shredder.

Speaking of videos seemingly being broken in comments these days, are videos not working these days for everyone else, or is it just me? Getting the same grey rectangle in both Firefox and Edge.

Fun fact: The Charmin bears are a direct and explicit reference to the rhetorical joke “do bears shit in the woods”:

Yeah I feel like it’s being spun as her saying “these movies are ridiculous, embarrassing, and silly” when what she’s actually saying is the filming process, reliant as it is on visual effects, is an inherently silly process to experience because everything looks dumb before the effects are added. But she’s also…

It was a massive flop, until five years later when Nintendo did all of those same things with one important difference: it released the Switch alongside Breath of the Wild.

I’m not sure how much sympathy we should be reserving for a hard-working Empire cop, but Meero’s righteous frustration will only build from here, I imagine.

Yeah, reading this article reminded me of kids I went to high school with. This isn’t anything new; it’s just teen douches being teen douches. There’s no need for moral panic, although it’s gonna happen anyway. It's as dictated by the cycle.

There’s an xkcd for everything.

Out of all the philosophical consequences of simulation theory of course we have to be narcissistic enough to pick solipsism.

It’s easier to believe a problem is new and has easy answers, rather than old and long-unsolved.

When people say that they hate this timeline, I completely understand

Of all the dumbass TikTok trends I’ve heard of, this is one of the dumbest.