Eddie Murphy did a similar bit in the 80s, only he went whiteface. It was funny then and funny now.

I feel like he doesn’t “eat” food so much as he “gorges” on it. Much the way pigs at a trough gorge on slop.

Blasphemy! Everyone knows the true cookie is snickerdoodle.

Almost certain you’re my brother with... Just with undiagnosed IBS. I’m the irritable know it all asshole of my family.

I had the same thought!

That’s so awful. I love it.

Dragons Crown! Wife and I booted it up on the PS3 and have been having a blast since.

Me too! Also mine didn’t almost end up in a ditch, teetering on the frame, and didn’t require any help from 6 guys to help me push it back onto the road.

As long as congress doesn’t officially declare war, we can get him out.

I was thinking the same thing!