I recently drove a ‘16 Countryman S loaner while mine was at the dealer getting some work done. (note: I’m not a Mini-apologist, and I hate the dealer, but I do love my ‘13 Cooper S hardtop.) The Countryman loaner drove like crap - there was no noticeable difference between Sport mode and non-sport mode. It was mushy…

My sister’s college roommate would wake up in the middle of the night, squat in the middle of the floor, and pee into empty yogurt cups, and then put them back into her mini-fridge. My sister only found out because it started to smell, and she investigated the fridge and found the yogurt-pee-cups. The roommate’s…