So your dream is to watch the All-Star game. Got it.

Personally, I’m a fan of Bernie’s ride.

Funny thing is that to me if he took on a support role he would probably still have some use left but because he demands to carry a team when he can’t even carry himself is why he’s making such a fool out of himself. I’ve enjoyed the low-lights for sure though.

Describe Kobe in one word.

In my house we put both the seat and the lid down every time. Who wants to see inside the toilet bowl anyway?

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

why yes we do

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

I mean, you guys don’t get shit.

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

Every 10 people gathered, they lost a point in their iQ.

I initially read the headline as ‘he’s just a slut’.

Dope comment.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

Almost as cool as JPP’s new contract for $1,000,0003.50.

Honestly, nobody cares enough to read this whole comment. Please just answer yes or no.

Do you mean the Butcher of Benghazi vs Karl Marx 2.0?

Not sure what you’re confused about. The other candidates on both sides are not racist. That alone should be enough. You do know that saying Mexicans are rapists is racist right? It’s not telling it like it is or politically correct, it’s flat out wrong.

Is staying away from bigotry, antisemitism, and misogyny not a good jumping-off point for understanding a defining difference?