thegreatprophetzarquon
The Great Prophet Zarquon
thegreatprophetzarquon

My favorite comment on the new name was it just sounds like you’re trying to say IHOP with a really bad cold.

The first Incredibles trailer was all about Bob trying to fit into a belt.

People who get up at 5:30AM and get forced to go to “brunch” with their hungover friends at 1PM.

Dude, if there were Oscars for voice-acting, Holly Hunter would have won hands-down that year. She single-handedly turned that airplane attack into one of the most harrowing scenes I’ve ever seen in an animated film, simply because you could feel the palpable, barely-contained sense of panic bleeding into her voice,

One of the best breakfasts I have ever had was at an IHOP. Now, this seems very odd to hear out of anyone’s mouth, so give me a second.

International House of Booze? Scoop approves this rebrand.

are they getting liquor licenses? Burger needs beer.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

(William, if this hasn’t already been an AV CLUB Q&A, make it happen)

Pager. Etch-a-Sketch. Smart refrigerator.

I’m sure we’d all like to pretend the late 90s didn’t look like that, but... they did.

Oh, Felicity! What a touching, wholesome coming-of-a-age story that was. I’m not familiar with The Americans, but with that name and that nice Keri Russell featured in it as well, I’m sure that it was equally heartwarming.

But hasn’t Jennifer Aniston been pregnant for like the last 25 years WITH TWINS!!!?

Yeah, when the media says that about Jen, I’m like, ‘but have you all seen her house?’ We should be studying her, not pitying her.

You can blame it on True Fans, but oftentimes the fault lies with the creators who want to play with the toys of their childhood so they reset the status quo to as close to that time as they can. That’s why you get Wally West wiped from the world so that Barry Allen can be reset as Flash, or Hal Jordan being

Shannara didn’t pan out because it was based on a weak book series (sorry, as Terry Brooks is a really nice guy, but those books are not strong enough to support such an adaptation), Legend of the Seeker because the books were downright terrible.

It’s a tactic to get as many clicks as possible. When people hear the news of his passing some will then begin to wonder about the people in his life and Google them. Notice how the headlines read like Google searches? If they can put an article out for each person in his life they can maximize the number of distinct

Search engine optimization. His death, which everyone will be Googling, the words “who is,” which everyone will be Googling, and something no one else will have, because it is irrelevant.

True but not always. Technically old skool D&D had the optional Comeliness stat which was just rare physical attractiveness.