I see you’ve read my fanfic.

Doing this as a straight-laced serious show with anything approaching hard science fiction isn’t going to work.

They need to lean into the ridiculous, candy-colored planetary romance of it all, which makes doing it in an animated fashion a great idea. And Waititi seems unlikely to take it too seriously.

While I don’t…

I still think it’s possible to do Scream as a television show, all prior evidence to the contrary.

Nowadays, they’d split it into two movies and people would be furious at the second half, but to me, seeing that “hey, being a hero turns out to be bullshit for all involved” was amazing. Probably something they should keep away from teenagers until they’re fully on board societal nonsense, though.

That is one old picture of himself that Dice is using there. Nowadays, he and Roseanne look more or less identical.

He takes a lot longer writing Astro City. At his sickest, that’s why Astro City disappeared for years. Regular books don’t require the same level of engagement from him.

And part of the legend of Thunderbolts is the big twist at the end of #1 was probably the last huge superhero comics surprise.

Sid Meier’s Pirates!, one of the greatest games of all time.

You’re 11 years older than your wife, who will likely live longer than you — who is likely to be dead in about 7, statistically speaking.

So, sure, she’s going to off herself after you go.

Or maybe she’ll try wearing colors for the first time in decades and find another way to mourn you.

That’s the lesson I got from Lawrence of Arabia. And also to stick with smaller sodas in the movie theater.

I assume the folks who work in actual museums are irritated at best with Instagram venues calling themselves “museums.”

Look, I love astronauts and I love Krispy Kreme. I’m still not sure I understand this promotion, though.

The Common Core meme I saw most of the time was from a Long Island school district textbook, which makes sense with your experience. (It was a catastrophically poorly explained math problem, as I recall, although it was willfully misinterpreted even more by the meme creator.)

Thanks for weighing in, Mr. President.

A lake of butter, salt, pepper and crumbled bacon. Obviously.

You should have gone vampire while you had the chance.

Comic-Con would be an ideal time for them to do one of their things where they lay out the plan for multiple years of movies at once, even if there’s no other details other than the names and dates. With the MCU, that’d be sufficient for people to lose their minds.

Maneater, currently announced for a PC release some time before E3 2020, does have some GTA stylings. It has a wanted system that replaces cops with shark hunters and it’s an outrageous project that flirts with going too far.

Also, Lindsay Lohan is suing as the shark is clearly based on her.

Yeah, I met him once briefly, years ago, and he creeped me out.

This behavior is present up and down the socio-economic scale.

What is going on with Kirsten’s dress in that top image?