thegreatprophetzarquon
The Great Prophet Zarquon
thegreatprophetzarquon

You should have gone vampire while you had the chance.

Comic-Con would be an ideal time for them to do one of their things where they lay out the plan for multiple years of movies at once, even if there’s no other details other than the names and dates. With the MCU, that’d be sufficient for people to lose their minds.

Maneater, currently announced for a PC release some time before E3 2020, does have some GTA stylings. It has a wanted system that replaces cops with shark hunters and it’s an outrageous project that flirts with going too far.

Also, Lindsay Lohan is suing as the shark is clearly based on her.

Yeah, I met him once briefly, years ago, and he creeped me out.

This behavior is present up and down the socio-economic scale.

What is going on with Kirsten’s dress in that top image?

Lazier than you think: They’re only willing to turn a Whopper upside down and sell it to you in 11 cities.

California Adventure has been a disaster since the beginning. (“Hey, come pay $75+ to go hang out at a fake version of the Santa Monica Pier, less than an hour away from the Santa Monica Pier!” Repeat for everything else in California.)

Why it wasn’t rethemed as a Pixar-centric park has always been a mystery to me.

When a state like New York adopted the standards, they probably got a bunch of SUNY mathematics faculty together to write course materials for the whole state.

Never let Louis CK become a part owner of your team.

The Mickey Mouse cartoons Disney started creating a few years ago were a real surprise, since they mark the first time in living memory — or maybe all memory — that Mickey Mouse was actually cool and fun.

It’s less of a stretch to make an awesome Looney Tunes, but this short is amazing, and makes me hope we’re going to

I’m confused. If I’m supposed to love my neighbor as myself, and I am male, doesn’t that mean ... Nicholas, could you weigh in here?

Thank God there’s finally a movie that suggests that the things the Baby Boomers enjoyed when they were young are unrivaled artistic achievements.

Really hoping that Ghostwalker doesn’t turn out to be one of the problematic folks. He seemed like a good guy, whatever one might of thought of him as a WoW dev.

In my workplace (~40+ percent female), it’s the women who initiate the hugs. But yes, it always feels weird and very gendered, whether it’s because we should all be hugging (no, thank you) or more probably because we can all just shake hands and be fine.

Sipowicz also called a woman a bitch in the pilot. There might have been an f-bomb at some point.

By 2019 terms, the whole non-troversy was adorable.

The very basis for this show is far less problematic than 13 Reasons Why.

And anyone who doesn’t think teens don’t know all about this stuff already needs to become acquainted with the Internet-connected supercomputers most of them have in their pockets or hands more or less 24 hours a day.

You should have already had this years ago. All of you.

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

You should have already had this years ago. All of you.

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is especially good for this, as the sequences where someone is watching others through a window while they talk inside a house (a regular occurrence in a show full of monsters), the captions show what the actors inside are saying, presumably based off the shooting script.

Lots of shows also