thegreatprophetzarquon
The Great Prophet Zarquon
thegreatprophetzarquon

Also on that list? Robert “The Walking Dead” Kirkman, whose right-hand woman is kind of a lunatic in that regard. But since everyone wanted access to him (and may still), everyone puts up with it.

Im sorry i spent 5 minutes with her. It makes me feel raped. And yes I’m allowed to use that analogy having been raped at the age of 19.

So, I know that I’m a dude and have never been raped, but I’m not sure it works that way, Madge.

No matter how hurt your feelings may be by a profile piece, this seems like a

I saw the Kick tour twice, the first time before the album was even out, and no one knew why the roadies were throwing words from “Mystify” into the audience from the lighting rig. That one was at a small rural college.

A year later, it was a sold-out stadium tour.

Both times, absolutely fantastic performance. Great

No one took anything away from Bette a second time.

I have personally never cried because my Juul was taken away, but that’s only because it’s never happened.

“EdKed” is next season’s big bad, though!

Yeah, I watched it back in the day because of Lena Olin, which I still think is a valid way to make decisions.

I’m sure these comments won’t devolve into fanboys screaming at each other.

Ke$ha is Keyser Soze, though.

Or Romeo is Bleeding which, same.

Driving around the Beach cities while blasting “The Only Place” is like living in a tourism commercial.

I’ve seen enough movies to know that, somehow, everyone at this park is going to die because of this monumental liquid monument to hubris.

or, as my colleague Megan Reynolds noted, Jorah Mormont

Also, it’s nice that Best Coast did a kids’ album, I guess, but I’d like a new album, please.

Or maybe Beach House was never real, and the band’s whole career was viral marketing for a fake show called The Flare?

Ha, right. It’s going to be three stripped down versions of iTunes, each of whom only handles a third of the content, but while still managing to be a giant crash-prone memory hog.

Bad Times at the El Royale is surprisingly fun. It’s like a good version of one of the Tarantino knock-off films that came out after Pulp Fiction.

M ripping him a new one more or less constantly for, well, everything, is a good start.

Have they changed their original recipe motor oil they use in everything?

I delivered Pizza Hut in college, and the smell and flavor of that oil overwhelms everything they make.

How does he feel about Sublime, though?