thegreatprophetzarquon
The Great Prophet Zarquon
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Marty seems to know his stuff, including the LBC music scene. I have to imagine he knows the lyrics, so I’m wondering what his reasoning is.

Not mentioned in the article, but impactful for me, when I was living on the East Coast: Brad didn’t translate the Spanish lyrics in his songs. He just wrote “learn Spanish” in the liner notes.

(“Oh, huh. I guess that’s a good point,” I remember thinking, sitting in my car, listening to the cassette for the first

Those schools provide a valuable service in helping lift people into the middle class.

I’m not sure what class we’d put Team Aunt Becky in, other than one I’d rather not be in.

As Rytlewski writes in his 40 Oz. review, the corny stoner bros—or at least the culture these archetypal bros are standing in for—are the ones who shout cheerfully along to the chorus of “Date Rape” and, as he puts it, are “guffawing at a joke you find appalling.” Like “Date Rape” itself, this is horrific.

Pitchfork randomly shitting on an album 27 years later is peak Pitchfork.

“She didn’t get into any other California schools.”

I write for a living, and 9,400 words a stupidly long time to write a profile piece.

Unless, that is, around word 2,000, it switches to how Beto dozes off at the wheel a moment, hits and kills a hitchhiker, and the rest of the piece is about him burying the body in the middle of nowhere and his growing guilty gnawing

Many buildings in the DC metro area are far older than the ADA. I can’t imagine any buildings in Old Town Alexandria, to name one example of an area a Post food critic would go to regularly, would be.

I’m confident there’s lots of places in the area that aren’t ADA compliant, and the Post should definitely be calling

He’s certainly done a lot to devalue “brain surgeon” as short hand for “really, really smart.”

I’m confused about the Canadians with strong opinions about this issue on Reddit.

Are we going to get poutine hot takes from Mexico next?

Uh, they’re stealing the North’s jobs, obviously. Also, something something terrorists.

So, what I hear you saying is that Jolt is ripe for a comeback.

If they wanted real geek cred, Stranger Things would be embracing Jolt Cola.

CoH/CoV combat was weirdly slow, even at the time. Honestly, given how indifferent to hostile the developers were toward so many superhero tropes — note that there’s literally no support for secret identities or civilian lives — I’ve often wondered if they wanted to make a different genre entirely, and felt forced

As you’re surely tired of hearing by now, most noodle dishes in Thailand are Chinese in origin

Seriously, it’s literally anyone is talking about.

Everyone who claims there wasn’t a misogynist backlash to the last Ghostbusters movie (yes, yes, some people disliked it for other reasons, too) should spend time in those groups.

Even years later, the amount of misogyny and racism that pops up in them would be astonishing, if not for, you know, everything else that’s

The Facebook Ghostbusters groups are frighteningly intense.

The Matrix Regurgitation

The best toy for small kids on an airplane: Benadryl.

The best toy for small kids on an airplane: Benadryl.

And then I told my boyfriend and he was like, ‘Mmm, should be Jon though really, shouldn’t it?’