As Rytlewski writes in his 40 Oz. review, the corny stoner bros—or at least the culture these archetypal bros are standing in for—are the ones who shout cheerfully along to the chorus of “Date Rape” and, as he puts it, are “guffawing at a joke you find appalling.” Like “Date Rape” itself, this is horrific.

Pitchfork randomly shitting on an album 27 years later is peak Pitchfork.

“She didn’t get into any other California schools.”

I write for a living, and 9,400 words a stupidly long time to write a profile piece.

Unless, that is, around word 2,000, it switches to how Beto dozes off at the wheel a moment, hits and kills a hitchhiker, and the rest of the piece is about him burying the body in the middle of nowhere and his growing guilty gnawing…

Many buildings in the DC metro area are far older than the ADA. I can’t imagine any buildings in Old Town Alexandria, to name one example of an area a Post food critic would go to regularly, would be.

I’m confident there’s lots of places in the area that aren’t ADA compliant, and the Post should definitely be calling…

He’s certainly done a lot to devalue “brain surgeon” as short hand for “really, really smart.”

I’m confused about the Canadians with strong opinions about this issue on Reddit.

Are we going to get poutine hot takes from Mexico next?

Uh, they’re stealing the North’s jobs, obviously. Also, something something terrorists.

So, what I hear you saying is that Jolt is ripe for a comeback.

If they wanted real geek cred, Stranger Things would be embracing Jolt Cola.

CoH/CoV combat was weirdly slow, even at the time. Honestly, given how indifferent to hostile the developers were toward so many superhero tropes — note that there’s literally no support for secret identities or civilian lives — I’ve often wondered if they wanted to make a different genre entirely, and felt forced…

As you’re surely tired of hearing by now, most noodle dishes in Thailand are Chinese in origin

Seriously, it’s literally anyone is talking about.

Everyone who claims there wasn’t a misogynist backlash to the last Ghostbusters movie (yes, yes, some people disliked it for other reasons, too) should spend time in those groups.

Even years later, the amount of misogyny and racism that pops up in them would be astonishing, if not for, you know, everything else that’s…

The Facebook Ghostbusters groups are frighteningly intense.

The Matrix Regurgitation

The best toy for small kids on an airplane: Benadryl.

The best toy for small kids on an airplane: Benadryl.

And then I told my boyfriend and he was like, ‘Mmm, should be Jon though really, shouldn’t it?’

There are still no comic book adaptations or true crime documentaries, but the deal is supposed to last for a few years so they’ve got time.

Also, his mom wasn’t ripping on him with the salad comment. It was a mom expressing concern over her son’s health and well-being. If the way she delivered it was considered a slam, the Kotaku offices have to be the gentlest place on Earth.

The game really goes downhill after half of its dev team gets snapped.