thegreatprophetzarquon
The Great Prophet Zarquon
thegreatprophetzarquon

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.

Are you talking about Katy Perry’s cameo? That’s the whole reason Swift is doing any of this now.

It sounds like yet another improv comedy podcast.

My guess is some of the Penguin stuff will get folded into the Batman canon, like Smallville being a weird place after being pelted with Kryptonian debris made it into the Superman canon. Fish Mooney will probably make the cut, although who knows if she’ll have more of an impact than minor villains like the Magpie

Excellent read, but if I spent 2,215 words telling a woman I don’t miss her, I don’t think she’d believe me.

The problem gamblers sticking their money in slots are sad no matter where you go. But I’d put the Atlantic City boardwalk casinos up against any in terms of grimness.

There are definitely glamorous casinos, though, especially in other countries.

I have a middle schooler who keeps bugging me to go to Vegas to take in magic shows and eat both of our weights at the buffets.

Atlantic City is so much worse. The veneer and the amount of other stuff to do makes a huge difference.

I’ve been to Vegas a number of times, with kids and without, and it’s a fine place. I wouldn’t go back to Atlantic City unless it was to help evacuate the city.

Warner Brothers is apparently going to absorb the DC Universe app in the near future, since people — shockingly — don’t want to pay for a separate WB app.

I am skeptical that NBC has a deep enough catalog that people will be willing to pay for their stuff as a separate channel. Renegotiate better rates with Netflix?

I have to be in court professionally on a regular basis and, yeah, it’s Bad Decision Theater in there.

Atlantic City is horrifying.

You have “sell your shit for gold” shops literally across the street from casinos, most of which, last time I was there, only had windows facing the ocean, rather than toward the blocks full of shops catering to problem gamblers.

But the soullessness and despair gets soaked into the the

I normally hate these “museums,” but this looks great.

I normally hate these “museums,” but this looks great.

Given that I share a name, hairstyle and mission statement with my 11th century ancestor, this seems completely legit.

In Austria at age 12, Temple of Doom (admittedly the most violent one) was off-limits to me and all my peers by the powers that be.

Fantastic Four as the cornerstone of Phase 4, X-men as the cornerstone of Phase 5.

Pretty sure they’ve made that money back at this point. It seems silly to keep it a ride where everyone is kindly asked to not ask too many questions instead of making it something they can pitch as an attraction and draw people to a less-used end of the park. (Unless Star Wars Land is replacing that area, which I’m

FINALLY, Walt’s frozen head lives again!

Monday after Thanksgiving used to be the best day to go as an adult, as all the kids are back in school then. Nowadays, though, it means the Christmas decoration overlay in place, so it’s not a “pure” Disneyland/Disney World experience, if you care. (I really don’t think much of the holiday theming they do, although I

In other words, it’s Modern Day RPG Game: The Movie Franchise.

No, the animals are all on the ride and Zippity-Do-Da plays as you ride on it. It’s pretty weird, honestly. You have characters and music that Disney doesn’t make available for purchase or viewing in the United States as a key component of one of the rides.

https://disneyland.disney.go.com/attractions/disneyland/splash