White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders responded to Axios’ report by saying, “President Trump has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.”

“We enjoy throwing the crumbs for Ivanka to vacuum. That is the icky truth at the center of the work.”

We do?

Their audience seems to consist of people who don’t want to have strong opinions about anything or ever be challenged, so everything.

All of this is to say that Mr. Bouie, although his idea may be cool, has probably just ensured that it will never get made.

I would love to see Marvel give us Nighthawk in Phase 3, just to dunk on DC.

The way that human beings act after actual natural disasters shows you’re wrong. And the decency on the part of 99 percent of the people in the area continues until normalcy returns.

(Note: May not apply if you run a mega-church in an area affected by a giant hurricane while you’re out of the area.)

History suggests for quite a while. Look up any reporting about a natural disaster well after it happened (i.e. not in the hysterical “they’re practicing human cannibalism inside the SuperDome phase”).

Most people are better than our inner angsty teenagers want to believe.

Now do tequila!

It’s a real toss-up over which of those facts is harder to believe.

Every time I remember these guys are a big commercial success, I wonder if I accidentally wandered in from a more rational timeline.

Good point; in Zombieland, they’re just infected. Still, at a certain point, they’re going to either starve to death or cannibalize each other. (Even a fast zombie isn’t as fast as a white-tailed deer, for instance.)

Everyone in the family wearing gray and sharing a giant black blanket feels ... are we sure this isn’t a cult?

Everyone in the family wearing gray and sharing a giant black blanket feels ... are we sure this isn’t a cult?

Mine too.

Man, how many times did your wife see that movie?

No. The Walking Dead is a stupid, shitty model for what that would look like.

A much more reasonable post-apocalypse is sketched out in Max Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide, which points out that at some point, rotting corpses are going to start falling apart and their danger will taper off. And given that most people in…

I have a gallery of hot sauces, with Mexican, Louisiana and Asian styles all having their moment to shine.

Not mentioned so far, though, is one of my favorites. Not terribly spicy, but really delicious: El Pato Flavorful Green Jalapeno Hot Sauce.

It’s probably only about 2,000 Scoville or less, but what it lacks in…

I have a gallery of hot sauces, with Mexican, Louisiana and Asian styles all having their moment to shine.

Not…

Louisiana hot sauces and Mexican hot sauces are not the same style at all.

We’re voting you off the island.

Louisiana hot sauces and Mexican hot sauces are not the same style at all.

We’re voting you off the island.

Mostly for being assholes about it, either way.

While Dr. Drew’s post-Loveline career has been cringeworthy at times, that show did a lot of good.

Yeah, my parents handed me a book.

“Read this.”

End of talk.

If Fairuza Balk told her manager she was passing on these events unless Rachel was invited and paid at a rate comparable to the other three, this shit would be over.