Exactly. Which is why, for that million, you can still fit in a Renault 11 TXE whose talking dashboard sounds like a downtrodden Marvin the Paranoid Android.

As is David Tracy.

It was a typo. They meant to write, “...but Norfolk’s right fielder forgets how many people are in attendance at the game.”

Red Sox are red

the New York Yankees are a wicked, awful baseball team

William 5. Boroughs.

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

I think the game you just invented is called cricket.

I feel bad for your poor, addled, broken post-millennial mind that you’re capable of making a pop-culture reference to a Batman show from the 60's, but go on the warpath when someone makes fun of Halliburton because 20 years ago might as well be prehistory for you.

I’m sorry I made fun of you. :(

lol, how old are you? like, are you legitimately a 12 year old?

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.

When David has a son, he’ll name him Rusty.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

gonna sign with Arsenal

OW ME BACK

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

I usually wait until others have commented on it and I thank all of you have watched it so I can safely say, “No thanks, I’m good.”

I’ve learned that there’s a wide disparity in the meaning of the words “graphic video.”  For anyone who hasn’t watched yet, this is towards the “I can’t eat lunch now” end of the spectrum.  How awful.  

“To the death?”