Sigh. As an Iowan... from Iowa City... it gets rather tiring. “I sat that night in a harshly lit Pizza Ranch on the south side of Iowa City, behind an Eagles Lodge...”. Ah yes the Eagles Lodge. Featured so prominently in this UNESCO City of Literature. It’s all Eagles Lodges, Pizza Ranches, and VFW’s as far as the eye…

Reminds me of a guy who lives in a van, down by the river.

As a kid, I just thought the title of the show “Bosom Buddies” meant that Kip and Henry were really good friends. I spontaneously realized the double entendre one day in my mid-thirties at work, and couldn’t stop laughing at myself for a full five minutes.