Poor fucking you. You're a regular Frank Grimes, aren't you?

I'm not even famous and I love Sam Smith!

It must really suck to be you.

If you are stupid enough to get your eye tattooed you deserve to be both blind and unemployed.

Andrew Shirvell is so far in the closet that he can see Narnia.

Here's hoping that she broke her reproductive parts so she won't be able to breed.

I see that you avoided my question Snotty. I'll take that as a 'no, I do not know how to tell time with an analog timepiece'.

I'll wager that you don't know how to tell time by looking at an analog clock or watch, do you Snotty?

I have two, an Omega Seamaster Professional for day to day, and a Dunhill Art Deco Mechanical for dress wear. Aside from my wedding ring they are the only jewelry (functional jewelry at that) I would ever wear.

The most ardent homophobes are often deeply closeted self loathing gays themselves. Burke is probably so far in the closet that he can see Narnia.

More stories please!!

The bigots are probably represented by the law firm of Dewey, Cheathem and Howe.

This proves that voter fraud is real, and that it is invariably committed by right wingers.

If the Craigslist poster was smart they would have used Tor or another tool to remain anonymous. If they did use Tor, etc, good luck finding their real identity.

Cigarette butt in a drink you say?

touché

Serious question: are waterbeds still a thing? Can you still buy them?? I had one when I was a teenager in the early 80's, but I haven't seen one being sold in a store for years.

I'm so sorry that happened to you and your Wife. I hope she is able to move past those hateful, hurtful remarks.

So that's no celiac disease for you.