Poor fucking you. You're a regular Frank Grimes, aren't you?

I'm not even famous and I love Sam Smith!

It must really suck to be you.

If you are stupid enough to get your eye tattooed you deserve to be both blind and unemployed.

Andrew Shirvell is so far in the closet that he can see Narnia.

I am 48 years old and I still suffer from occasional flashbacks due to having watched HR Pufnstuf and Lidsville as a child

HEAR! HEAR! Well said.

Ye gods I'm sick of comic book related bullshit.

Here's hoping that she broke her reproductive parts so she won't be able to breed.

I see that you avoided my question Snotty. I'll take that as a 'no, I do not know how to tell time with an analog timepiece'.

I'll wager that you don't know how to tell time by looking at an analog clock or watch, do you Snotty?

I have two, an Omega Seamaster Professional for day to day, and a Dunhill Art Deco Mechanical for dress wear. Aside from my wedding ring they are the only jewelry (functional jewelry at that) I would ever wear.

The most ardent homophobes are often deeply closeted self loathing gays themselves. Burke is probably so far in the closet that he can see Narnia.

More stories please!!

The bigots are probably represented by the law firm of Dewey, Cheathem and Howe.

This proves that voter fraud is real, and that it is invariably committed by right wingers.

A dystopian future, nobody's done that 1000 times in the past decade.

If the Craigslist poster was smart they would have used Tor or another tool to remain anonymous. If they did use Tor, etc, good luck finding their real identity.

One of my favorite leading men of the 1960's. I love Sunday In New York, it's one of my favorite 'Battle Of The Sexes' movies. RIP.

The Family maintains that he died of a heart attack, and they have autopsy to back that up. Of course, there are is a list of irregularities with that autopsy, which adds fuel to the conspiracy theories. The family wanted to preserve Presley's image, and to them heart attack on the toilet was better than suicide.