By the time authorities arrived at Graceland, the scene of Elvis's death had been sanitized. All of the drugs had been removed from the scene by Elvis' associates. The coverup of Elvis's suicide is the real conspiracy surrounding the death of Elvis.

There was, in fact, a conspiracy surrounding Elvis' death. That conspiracy was covering up Elvis' suicide. Elvis Presley's stepbrother, David Stanley, is convinced that Elvis' death was not accidental. He says that Elvis committed suicide:

Cigarette butt in a drink you say?

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Serious question: are waterbeds still a thing? Can you still buy them?? I had one when I was a teenager in the early 80's, but I haven't seen one being sold in a store for years.

Remakes, reboots, sequels, movies geared for 14 year olds, dystopian/apocolyptic future movies. Hollywood needs to be nuked.

I'm so sorry that happened to you and your Wife. I hope she is able to move past those hateful, hurtful remarks.

In 200 years the dominant religion will be The Church Of Elvis

1960's Teabaggers

I don't know about the "space Battleship Yamato' or how it fared against the flame direct cannon, but the earthbound Yamato sucked it hard vs American torpedoes and bombs

So that's no celiac disease for you.

Ye gods, you're a twit.

Do you have diagnosed Celiac disease, or are you one of those people who've convinced themselves that they have a 'gluten allergy'?

My reaction was exactly this:

You hit the nail right on the head. Mariah, Beyonce and the rest aren't fit to shine Ella Fitzgerald's shoes. Here's what an actual talented vocalist sounds like:

So sorry. Safe travels home.

Nice story, and a happy ending!!

Congratulations, you win the internet today. Best comment of the day!

I love how that guy fancies himself some kind of genius, and then watching the glorious fail unfold.