We've got a rare chance for a do-over so let's get it right and send the South packing this time.

Well done. You win the internets today.

Did you see the police photos of Bristol barefoot and wearing a camouflage pattern thong dress? Very, umm, classy.

OMG you're comment made me laugh so hard I did a full spit-take with a mouth full of wine. Thanks, I needed the laugh!

The only way that I'm watching is of I can get my hands on some 'shrooms.

"I've thought long and hard about how I would've reacted if I'd been one of those customers, and I've come to the conclusion that it almost certainly involves me shouting, "EXCUSE ME, GARCON, I WILL HAVE ALSO THE VEAL AND ANY FOIE GRAS YOU HAVE ON HAND."

You would think that he must be milked dry after the first dozen or so orgasms.

Vodka is for people who aren't adult enough to drink gin.

You seem to have have good taste, and you're a great writer to boot. Are you taken?

You should learn how to drink grownup cocktails darling.

Sgt Albers is a psychopath and a thug and should be dealt with accordingly.

You have celiac or you don't. You are probably a hypochondriac.

You are either celiac or you are not. There's no such thing as 'gluten intolerance/allergies' otherwise. It's been thoroughly debunked:

You are either celiac or you are not. There's no such thing as 'gluten intolerance/allergies' otherwise. It's been thoroughly debunked:

There is no medically proven 'gluten allergy'. Celiac is the only condition with an intolerance for gluten. Everyone else is either a hypochondriac, or is just jumping on the GF bandwagon because 'they heard it was healthier'.

Monkey Hate Clean

People still watch TNT?????

"It just makes me skip them. Scroll past."