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The Great Gildersleeve
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OMG you're comment made me laugh so hard I did a full spit-take with a mouth full of wine. Thanks, I needed the laugh!

The only way that I'm watching is of I can get my hands on some 'shrooms.

"I've thought long and hard about how I would've reacted if I'd been one of those customers, and I've come to the conclusion that it almost certainly involves me shouting, "EXCUSE ME, GARCON, I WILL HAVE ALSO THE VEAL AND ANY FOIE GRAS YOU HAVE ON HAND."

You would think that he must be milked dry after the first dozen or so orgasms.

Vodka is for people who aren't adult enough to drink gin.

You seem to have have good taste, and you're a great writer to boot. Are you taken?

You should learn how to drink grownup cocktails darling.

Sgt Albers is a psychopath and a thug and should be dealt with accordingly.

You have celiac or you don't. You are probably a hypochondriac.

You are either celiac or you are not. There's no such thing as 'gluten intolerance/allergies' otherwise. It's been thoroughly debunked:

You are either celiac or you are not. There's no such thing as 'gluten intolerance/allergies' otherwise. It's been thoroughly debunked:

There is no medically proven 'gluten allergy'. Celiac is the only condition with an intolerance for gluten. Everyone else is either a hypochondriac, or is just jumping on the GF bandwagon because 'they heard it was healthier'.

Monkey Hate Clean

I think that this must be the Comcast rep:

People still watch TNT?????

The James Bond movies appear and disappear from Netflix with the frequency of a cheap ham radio. Occurrences like this are why I also have Amazon Prime Streaming.

Thank you Mr Martin. You and your fellow Second World War veterans quite literally saved the world.

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"It just makes me skip them. Scroll past."

Cranley is flat out a conservative. Watch for him to challenge Wenstrup in OH-02 in 2016. That means that for the next two years he will be trying to prove how conservative he can be to get the hicks out in Clermont and Adams Counties to vote for him.