Governor Rick Snyder was quick to issue a statement saying that this as the worst thing that has happened to Michigan in his tenure and that people should direct their anger to this incident and not on anything else that might be going on in the state right now.

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

Which, proving he’s a perfect fit, failed.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

Colin Cowherd: Finally! A white unicorn.

I don’t know if you heard, because it was rarely reported, but the corpse of Kobe retired

Defendant’s Name: Ray Lewis III

Yes.

I mean, you didn’t make it either, Patrick.

I agree, Jesus Christ is bad at kinja. Look at those terrible memes he keeps sending to Curt Schilling.

Curt Schilling is doing a public service. Not all of us have an alcoholic uncle with an eighth-grade education who never traveled 20 miles beyond the town of his birth, yet are completely knowledgeable about the state of the nation, and indeed, the world. I suggest we all save a lot of time and simply refer to him as…

Dear Concern Troll,

Good thing hot dogs are NOT sandwiches.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Noticed that did you? :P

“World changing?” A bit of a stretch don’t you think? They aren’t curing disease or something. The only world they affected was the gamer world. In the grand scheme of things, they, just as Kobe are entertainers. Kobe was also “industry defining” as well. I’m not even a fan of his but it always bugs me when people are…

Alright, we can figure this out together.