Why there will never be a 100% CP. Always an asshat clown or two to screw up the polls. Shit, if done properly it can even get a President elected.

Oh, it’s definitely not just you. I consider it a game, where if I’m in the majority of voters, I’m a winner!

True. He was wrong and was appropriately shamed for it. The social control system at work.

Seriously. Where do you think the added HP comes from?

Keep the car; just mail me a 25 year old Mia Sara.

A Mazda 3 is not quite enough for me. Make it a Mazda π, and we’ll talk.

You’re right, I should have specified the new Mini. The original had it in the center for cost/packaging considerations, not kitschy nostalgia.

We are thinking you could have something 15 years newer for that price.

Mine all came from Caddyshack.

I’d say it’s odd to discriminate against someone’s height, but I suppose I haven’t seen too many tall girls in Subarus either.

Headlight removal - not true. It can easily be removed from the passenger side rear seat using a special Audi S3 specific tool. 

Are you an adult? Do you go to work every day to pay for things like food and shelter? Tell them you will happily drive any new any car the kids will buy for you with their allowance. I get it if its not reliable, but that’s probably your fault becuase you didn’t do the maintenance.

For me it was my father. He wasn’t much for passing gas, but he had no shame in calling in the kids for a lecture while sitting on the throne. Worst thing in the world was coming home from school and wondering if they had called home and hear “Hey... uggghhh... Come here, I need to talk to yoooouuuughh.” You knew you…

If his review was of blazing saddles all it would talk about was how the racial jokes are unfunny.

I hope I’m the first to say: Shibby!

Yea, depends how much he lost. My right arm ends just below the elbow, so I designed this

As I have an unusual condition that renders the hair on the back of my head to grow faster and party harder than the slow growing serious-minded hair towards the front, I have to give this a NP.

Taco night was rough this week.

If anything he should be writing more, not less. He’s an incredible writer. If he were to start writing books I would sign up in perpetuity to buy them. (Sorry, I think he’s really undervalued on Jalopnik and was waiting for an opportunity to point it out).

I enjoyed it... the first time. After the emotion wanes one cannot longer ignore the plot holes are so big an E38 in the iL version can even skid its way through.