Indeed my dudes, let us party this car out like it is 1999

So its an Aston Martin V8 Vantage, that’s a plus, but it’s got dumb wheels that are tasteless on it, so that’s a negative, but it’s a V8 Vantage, oh, it’s an auto and it’s been personalised. Oh dear. CP.

These cars sound awesome. Like a boat with a big V8 with no muffler at all. This one, however, has chav written all over it with those orange ugly wheels and extra badges.

Looks a lot like an F-Type except with an extra 150 hp on tap, it looks like an F-Type except it’s so obviously not and oh my goodness I need some air and, uh, a little privacy.

How do you make a beautiful car like an Aston look tacky?

You’re not buying a mid 80s aircooled Porsche because you want a Boxster or a Cayman.

The problem as I saw iit was that instead of trying to compete, the Big 3 decided it was easier to guilt everyone into buying the substandard goods rather than rolling up the sleeves and getting better. They lost a lot of ground to the foreign competition before they gave up and built better cars.. And the dealers…

This was ours with a small 2" lift and upsized 33" tires.

But a dustpan and broom...

Hard to be sneaky with a tow truck.

“this does feel like a throw away car. Drive it until it breaks, part out what is valuable, move on.”

One of your better efforts IMO.

I’ll be standing on my front Porsche screaming from my soap Boxster about how good of a deal this is

I would buy it, totally expecting the IMS to go, and then part out the car. An IMS repair can be a solid $2500.

I’ve already voted CP, but I have to add another reason. Why isn’t the car emblem as shown below?

So it looks like a Nissan Sentra.

The display for the poll is funky today, no percentages, and the bar for the nice price is low, the one for crack pipe goes to the edge of my screen and seemingly stretches off into infinity. On second thought the display is working just fine.

Your puns are at the point that they qualify as battery. 

I, uh.. I’m sorry.