A year ago you would have been in contention for a COTD with this wit. They dont seem to do those anymore though.

I use mine to root for truffles.

This truck was built for stupidity. People who bought this new are the same types who wear Oakley “Thin Blue Line Edition” sunglasses, and refer to sex in very aggressive terms. They don’t make love to a woman. They crush some pussy. They pound some poon. They slam some ham.

A mediocre, extremely weird 1980s fastback?

Wow! It’s Brett from the article. Thanks so much for picking me! Sorry I didn’t see this yesterday. It was my birthday and I was busy spending time with family and trying to enjoy myself. It’s a rare day that goes by where I don’t jump on Jalopnik. But this turned out to be a pretty awesome birthday surprise.

Baby would like a word with you about never seeing a red WRX...

I respect you taking the high road and finding a legit alternative. You could have spited him and recommended this:

Electric Kermit is a tremendous band name.

It’s massive considering the proper size for a display in a center console is 0".

OMG....I just realized that if I owned this car, I WOULD BE THE COOLEST GRANDMA IN TEXAS!! I can see myself now in day care pick up line, in queue to get my grandson, in a car that BELCHES FIRE.  Sure, day after tomorrow he'll only be two months old, but it's never too early to teach a child there's more to life than…

A CP vote for this is a vote for a boring, meaningless life.

The best part is that, somehow, “EXTREME” is apparently more than “MOST.”

On a recent WCSYB, there was an Aussie looking for a beater to traverse the US in something that was quintessential ‘Merican. Well, this Swede has been in America long enough and has definitely been baptized. This is the vehicle to see this great land in! 

Would I gamble on this:

It shoots fire. Automatic NP forever and always.

Ballaban banned me again.

Bad f***ing decision? Yes. 

I would pay 10k for my Alfa spider not to have doors. You can’t truly appreciate your life until you have wrestled an Alfa power window regulator.  Imagine a 30-50 year old greasy piece of piano wire that is slowly trying to kill you.

We need more happy faced cars to offset the growing number of stupid angry eyed Jeeps running around.