Hey in the English Premier League, 5th place is a solid Europa League bid! ;)

That was really quite uninspired and very awful.

I love it, but for $31,000? No. I could get a ex MOD 110 ambulance for £15,000. Not that hard to convert. But I am impressed with the conversion, but CP. 

Hey!  It may be ugly, but at least it’s unreliable and expensive to repair!

I bought a new 2005 TSX with Nav in 2004 and it is, to this day, my daily driver. Mine has fewer miles, as I drove company cars for much of my career. I added a larger rear sway bar from Comptech and put Michelin Pilot Sport 4s tires on it, but otherwise it is stock.

Is there a way to give negative stars? Black holes, maybe?

Why buy something like this? Some good reasons:

If it were a rat rod, I’d love it

It looks like it’s seen a little too much of Dat Sun

504? Non.

At least show the car in the proper orientation.

A logical and reasonable justification to the question at hand....? Am I on the internet right now? 

They’re Audi their minds at that price

I had a 1992 BMW 525i wagon for a while, and it was a whopping $350. Sure, I had to put some work into it to make it decent, but you could easily pick up an E34-generation wagon (1992-1995) for well under that budget in nice condition, with plenty left for maintenance. It fit tons of stuff, was already super beat up…

I got this.

Maybe not easy to find on these shores, but a Peugeot 504 would decimate this is in it’s appetite for dings and urban grime. Also it probably won’t smell like fryer grease. ;-)

Tough? Dependable? Roomy? Looks good with a patina?

It’d have to be about $5k “jeeper” for me to consider it

Peter Piper picked a previously-owned Porsche Panamera.

Let’s say you get this thing for $8,000, just for instance. Assume you want to make it everything it could be. You put $5,500-6,500 into parts, trying to make it impressive.