Beau Bridges

Nash Bridges

If he's from Africa, why is he white?

Should there be a spoiler alert in his comments? Just kidding, I love spoilers.

The CatGenie robot litter box is far superior.

Is it similar to the legendary Cake Farts video?

So……..it's not about cake?

So, they're not going to have some stereotypical LA Valley type accents? The accents on the current show are pretty terrible.

Whenever I see Lisa Rinna on RHOBH, I see little tinges of Valerie, especially with the clasped handed bowing.

I feel like the documentary should be titled The Assassination Of Valerie Cherish By The Coward Jane Benson.

Just taking the piss, sorry.

"dying her hair"

Dream sequence? Patti is dead too….

That was also my first thought when I saw Jessica Lange.

There are possible spoilers floating around that Sookie will use her stupid fucking magic fairy ball to put Bill out of his misery and it will somehow* turn Bill human again and then she will also be human and they will live happily/boringly ever after. She even says "I don't want to do this" on next week's preview.…

This show is a fucking farce, but at least it gives me something to complain about.

I find myself not really paying full attention when it's on, but your recaps always make me so much more interested this show. I guess I should start paying more attention, or read your recaps first….

I can't wait for this show to meet the true death.

Now explain away the Eye of Sauron, nerds.

I think it was on Sundance.