Is it wrong that I can think of at least ten uses for that gif that have nothing to do with Penn State?

How fucking pathetic that this program didn’t get the death penalty.

Go fuck yourself. Who brought race into this? You. I feel the same way about Johnny Manziel, and especially my white as snow father who has consistently used “His Disease” as a convenient excuse for being a useless sack of shit

A couple writers from both sides tweeted the field mics caught Lovullo calling Molina a motherfucker.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

It’s hard to imagine what Lovullo could’ve said that would’ve been more offensive to Molina than to Timmons

Trigger warning for Cards fans:

Oh sure but if Anthony Rendon did this the umpire would have shot him

No, considering 100% of his problems have been self inflicted.

This is legitimately sad right?

Hmmm...

Their fans blow the right way.

After 20 years of the internet I’m gonna need more than a second hand account of a hummer done “The Right Way (tm)“ to finish.

The smart money knew that Retrievers > Great Danes in any context.

I only got ejected once in high school but I preempted it. Summer league basketball I (clearly, come on) got fouled and no call. Of course the whole gym goes silent for whatever reason and I yelled—screamed really—what the fuck! in the general direction of the ref. I didn’t even wait for the whistle. I just walked out…

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

This isn’t funny, helpful, or necessary.

Families can certainly be complicated, but this one appears to have a age-old explanation:

Finest kind, Shane. Thanks for making this available.

The discipline and sacrifice it takes to win on the professional level requires athletes to be supremely genetically gifted psychopaths.