This take was cringeworthy.

I thought a 1st for Cooks was a bit much but if you’re the Pats you’re happy.

I thought a 1st for Cooks was a bit much but if you’re the Pats you’re happy.

-Jim Mora

I have a difficult time wrapping my head around a city who has won a championship in my lifetime (‘Skins 1992) being cursed or actually in a drought, but I guess they have to start somewhere. It really is astonishing how horridly the Caps crash and burn every year.

Wow

I’m not crying. YOU’RE CRYING!!

This is so annoying.

That’s fantastic trash talking.

I think it should be filed under “This is so stupid” but that’s just semantics.

I was at baseball camp one summer around 2004 or 2005. Right before or after my sophomore year. We were scrimmaging at the end of the session and I was at the plate. Made great contact. I mean, I can remember the hit and just remember off the bat, into the left-center gap, it was so good. I’m immediately thinking…

Idk but he just earned huge points in my book.

This is how prisoners talk to one another. This is a good ejection. Fuck Durant.

O&A did a great bit on those two years ago.

Anything is possible through the lord.

Enough with the awful takes, Barry.

That’s just science right there.

I would like the entire Deadspin staff to take a shit on Rudy in this format.

Meanwhile, FirstEnergy Stadium has been filling with shit for nearly two decades with no signs of cleaning up.