This made me laugh much harder than it should have.

+1 Budweiser

Pizza is my favorite food too. That guy said he wouldn’t eat it if they paid him $2 a slice to do so. I would eat it if you paid me to, but I wouldn’t be excited or happy about it. It’s that kind of bad.

Anyone arguing against Jesse James play being a catch is a moron and you’d be pissed if it happened to your team. If you say otherwise you’re lying to everyone and yourself.

Idk if I have either. From what I’ve read i don’t think we’re missing much.

I’d have seconds. Then I’d polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser!

*files sexual battery claim*

The buildup will make it that much better. I live for WYTS

Bills fans: “Not another dual threat (black guy) QB! Is it too much to ask for a traditional pocket passer (white Christian)?!?!”

Lemon Bar!

Oh I’m not that dense. There’s a lot of shit flinging through the years.

Thanks for reminding me that I have those to look forward to.

The last episode I watched was when I was working in juvenile prison. Glenn and red beard (Abraham I think?) got killed by new villain who is apparently worser than other mean guy. I didn’t give a shit about a lot of things while I worked there. It was a terrible place.

Why was my wife in Jupiter?

When Deadspin posted about this my first reaction (and comment) was how Pats fans were going to justify and defend Gronk. They did not disappoint.

BOOOOOOO!!!!

Shut up, Geno.