1) I need those cat ear headphones in my life right now.

Read the article.

Oh, sweetie.

I’ve witnessed first hand plenty of people being led on

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Anor Londo isn’t a level in its own right, it’s the culmination of your experience at Irithyll. And Irithyll incidentally also diverges; you can proceed either up towards the Cathedral and subsequently Anor Londo, or down into the Dungeons and the Profaned Capital.

To be a pain in the ass?

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

I dig Pewdiepie. I have never seen a single “let’s play” of his. I don’t get it. However, i have seen a vlog of his, and i saw that video of him talking about his income - and of course these interviews (the one on Colbert too) - i like him. His content might not be for me, but man he seems so down to earth, and his…

It sounds fair to me. They need to take care of their rape problem first though.

I feel like they expect women all over the country to clutch their pearls as they loudly gasp, “No!” and fall upon their fainting couches, when really most people will be like, “Yup, sounds fair, you gonna mail that to me, or. . . ?”

“You’ve got to lock me away! I’M A SLASHER! ... ... ...Of high PRICES!”