OK so the thing about THIS one is that when I say everyone knew this guy was a prick, I mean even my Trump-voting, non-paying-attention-to anything parents. They knew about the rumored affair with Natalie, they knew he was a dick to Ann Curry, and they generally disliked him. Like, even my parents got the vibe…

I still don’t get why people are acting like Lauer’s firing comes as some sort of a shock. The only shock is that he was allowed to do this shit for as long as he did. The man is a true piece of shit in every way, and perhaps the hackiest non-Fox News anchor around.

>>>”Apart from them the MCU couple with the biggest age gap is Paul Rudd (48) and Evangeline Lilly (38), but Paul Rudd is a fucking vampire so he doesn’t look like he’s any older than she is.”

Maybe that’s wishful thinking and they’ll just have them hookup. But I hope they are better than that.

And a ten year gap between 48 and 38 isn’t as egregiously “here’s your firm young reward!” as with an eighteen year old or something.

Such a good point. Plus, let’s not forget the joy he got from scamming all of those unbanked people out of their money.

I think more accusations are going to come out. An ex already released a statement stating she wasn’t going to keep his secrets anymore.

IKR. Apparently he got witnesses from 20 yrs ago to sign statements corroborating his version of events.

Wouldn’t surprise me if they were buddies. Can’t stand people that hide behind their faith, practice, etc. He’s been a creep for the longest.

I’m nominating this for worse apology of the year. That’s just some, like at what point is it no longer “playful” in his book.

“As a yogi..” Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Go fuck yourself Simmons. Perhaps he’s like the Bikram yoga guy who assaulted women under the guise of enlightenment.

 Red flag word here is “playful”. It seems to be like the sexual coercion version of “where’s your sense of humour?”.

I hope someone archived the archives :/

I would love it, especially if it was the time traveling Danielle Cage, daughter of Luke Cage and Jessica Jones from the future:

One of his exes addressed the allegations and implied there were victims. Apparently, he was a victim too at one point in his life.

I’ll save y’all time from reading Simmons “apology” - here are the things that stood out:

Bwhahaha Captain America is being recast as a woman! Let the rage begin!! Actually I’m excited about Brie Larson as Captain Marvel, but could you imagine how angry people would get if they recast Captain America.

“Factually.” [citation needed]

with what might be the best season of the show so far.

Everyone’s life is meaningful is the secret thesis of Rick and Morty.