Yeah but the guy who got the pass was definitely onside, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And none of them played the pass into the box, so they’re not offside. The guy who did play the ball is the one in the box nearest the bottom of the screen, and he appears to be level or even quarter-step inside the last defender. This is a clean goal.

The AR actually seems to do a great job here.  The gent who received the ball is level-on, so the play is allowed to continue leading to the goal.

Good thing no one ever walks around with nagging orthopedic issues due to a wrestling career in high school and college. Oh wait.

I forwarded this to my boss and let him know I can no longer work during the winter or daytime.

We’re all distraught over this, but don’t dole out spectacularly stupid advice. At the heart of this story is the omnipresence of cameras - and if you think that by storming in and assaulting a child bully at school is going to yield positive results in this day and age (nothing like when your badass mother did it),…

That intro was like Drunken Churchgoer Failure. Please save it for your therapist. Back in the day, Simmons used to add a lot of that self-loathing family drama crap in his column, until his wife made him stop.

Jesus Christ is your editor flooded under an overpass in Houston right now? Get it together.

I’m shocked that there was not one instance of the word “nazi” this isnt the gawkspin I know and love

Those people, those are the ones who allow evil to exist.

That’s the problem with the indisputable standard sports have for instant replay. That puck is across the line. The fact that you can figure out some reason why a puck that clearly looks like it is across the line may not have been shouldn’t matter. It’s more likely that is a goal than not. If you’re going to have…

While I was pregnant, I worked as a hostess because the smell of the food left me nauseated 24/7 but I had to keep working.

I've worked in the service industry in my youth and these servers sound like lifers who get stuck in the industry. Correcting customers using smart phones, saying "uh yeah that has gluten", dismissing that customers can't afford their expensive hot chocolate. Sounds like terrible customer service...

Ok - It’s been a long time since I have been a restaurant server; but in the interest of fair chipolittle, I have to tell you there are some pretty awful idiotic servers out there as well.

Is the place where they make the cheesecakes for The Cheesecake Factory called The Cheesecake Factory factory?

Nothing says “stepping out of your comfort zone” more than repeatedly asking why you can’t order lo mein.

You know, I’d give the college girls a break. Do you know which part of the country they were from or how much Asian food they have been exposed to? They may not have known what to order, but at least they were, apparently, stepping out of their comfort zone to some extent. This is why I hate trying new foods without…

No, that's legitimately poor drafting. "She's black and cool and smart and elegant. These are all good things, things everyone should strive to be."

But Greg! If being black is something that's good to strive to be, why are people mad at Iggy?