he gave a performance that will go down in the quickbooks.

You laugh but we’re not going to let these guys back into the country.

And a hearty “Fuck you, sir,” for creating this string of mostly terrible puns.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Does your parent company hate you?

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Reminds me of my favorite saying: “I can’t wait for his generation to fucking die.”

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

I would like to endorse all the descriptions of Charles Oakley made by Charles Oakley’s lawyers in this suit.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

Just a reminder, the highlight of Mets calendar is approaching quickly. Only 15 more shopping days left until Bobby Bonilla day.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

He’s already Optimus Dime!

I’m hoping his tag-team partner is Dev Patel.

‘69.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I made an herbarium when I studied dendrology in college. The paper sheets are actually 11.5x16.5 and depending on the samples a 50 specimen set can easily get into the 7 inch thick range.