Woah Vladimir Putin's in this?! I'm in!

I always cringe at Ghostface's "Not long is how long that this rhyme took me", and I fucking LOVE Ghostface.

I always cringe at Ghostface's "Not long is how long that this rhyme took me", and I fucking LOVE Ghostface.

"This week w're barely putting up with Jerry Seinfeld."

"This week w're barely putting up with Jerry Seinfeld."

He better get started on Re-Reposted AvengedSevenfold Fan

He better get started on Re-Reposted AvengedSevenfold Fan

I considered it, but I've somehow convinced myself I don't have the free time. As I sit picking my toes until they look like strawberries.

I considered it, but I've somehow convinced myself I don't have the free time. As I sit picking my toes until they look like strawberries.

I'm honestly surprised we don't already have a fake M. Night account that provides comical twists to people posts already.

I'm honestly surprised we don't already have a fake M. Night account that provides comical twists to people posts already.

I shall track down this "Dawes" I have heard so much about, film them in their natural habitat and the $10,000 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I shall track down this "Dawes" I have heard so much about, film them in their natural habitat and the $10,000 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

hope he plans on hanging himself with that rope

hope he plans on hanging himself with that rope

Diagnosed with lung cancer, so made his money in crystal (gowns).

Diagnosed with lung cancer, so made his money in crystal (gowns).

Osis,I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history

Osis,I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history

RDJ is wrong for every part