I just hope the tribe was contacted and they were like, “Nah.”

I mean, if they wanna spread the wealth, come to the little city in Texas where I live!

A 2012 series from The Albany Times Union reports that Raniere had sex with underage women,

Hey, the four counties that are the tip of Texas would be blue if it weren’t for our voting districts!

I agree with everything but #4.

Fish as breakfast meat?!

I’m all ears.

I’d say 85

Either Spanish or Italian.

It hasn’t even been nine months.

Are you KIDDING ME, Brownsville?

Thaaaat’s the one I was looking for.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

JESUS

If they wouldn’t after Columbine, if they wouldn’t after Aurora, if they wouldn’t after Sandy Hook, I dare say we may never give a damn.

“Record high optimism”

I think he meant we’re doing good in how many people we’re saving?

Three (3) times, Google Maps has lead me through toll roads after I filtered them out!

I have wanted an adaptation of this for so long.

I can’t believe she didn’t do it on camera.