I got Sawbones, Welcome to Night Vale, How Di This Get Made?, and Guys We Fucked queued up on my phone.

there are 34 criminal suicides,

No, I think it’s because I don’t hate myself.

Such an odd choice for that movie.

Such an odd choice for that movie.

Every Wednesday I hear this in my head.

Avatar’s voice casting is somewhat of a misfire, seeing as how all of the characters were supposed to be Asian.

I mean... “need”?

poop

“Oh, geez, you think this shooting is bad? Remember aaaaaalllll the ones that have happened inn the past year? Yeah, those weren’t bad either! Neither was the Holocaust!”

I feel like that loops back around to men being a problem, as they are the ones pushing that view of the Older Woman-Teenage Boy trope
being a good thing. 

Rick Perry.

Hungry Howie’s is by far my favorite.

I’d say being personable, although that looks like a lot of people’s answer.

TEXAAAAAASSSS!!!!

Was I the only one taught that you were a representative of your school no matter where you are?

¹⁶ “I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves

I just hope the tribe was contacted and they were like, “Nah.”

I mean, if they wanna spread the wealth, come to the little city in Texas where I live!