Taft hittin’ that Whip in the header image.

Holy Shit!

My school must’ve been hella weird, because not even all the teachers said the Pledge of Allegiance.

I love this!

I FUCKING HATE that song.

It is worth noting that neither of them was a realist.

I 100% want to believe this but 100% do not believe it.

Wait, what’s a combat engineer?

TEXAAAAAAAASSSS!!!

Just looked up St. Louis style pizza and asked my screen, “What is this? Why would you do this?”

We have games where people scoop up dog poop or get sprayed in the face by toilets.

fuuuuuuck

Those colors literally made me flinch.

“Jingle deez.”

I have never defended that scene and anyone who asks me about IT is told quite directly that a bunch of dudes run a sewer train on a girl.

When anyone talks about flag fucking, I think of this:

You mentioned James Kyson, but left out that he was Ando “Crimson Ark” Musashi?!

This is just... *shakes head*

TEXAAAAASSS!!!!