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I’m pretty sure like everything in Madison this is just an excuse to drink all day

I’m struggling to understand why this is interesting in any way

One of my joycon sticks already broke from normal use (well, the joystick button broke)

I hadn’t listened to them for a while but in anticipation of seeing them this weekend I just re-listened to their first two albums and damn, do they kick ass

Dirty Heads was comically bad

Paramore was pretty good but I was hoping they’d play more to the Riot fest crowd and get a little more of the older stuff in the set.

I know it’s cool to hate on both artists here but Marilyn Manson at least has a couple bonafide classic albums under his belt which is more than Bieber could ever say

There wasn’t nearly enough BoJack and Diane together this season.

I was surprised when I got to the end credits and it was actually Zach Braff voicing himself. In part because of how brutal it was to him but also because it sounded more like a person impersonating Zach Braff than the man himself

Agreed. This episode was almost too real for me. I had to quickly move on to the next episode because I didn’t want to let this one simmer in my head too long

This looks so, so bad.

Wasn’t making jokes about eating dogs one of the AV Club commentariat’s favorite pastimes for a time?

What a dick

All the outrage over this guy specifically is missing the larger point here.

The fusion suit skin is a harder difficulty mode than hard

Hardly anybody buys smartphones straight up. A 128GB iPhone 7 plus was like $850 when it came out. All this really will cost is like $10 extra a month with whatever plan you’re using

For what it’s worth, I bought the Splatoon games primarily for the single player, which are basically 3D Mario games with paint guns. I get a solid 8-10 hours out of those and then dick around in multiplayer for a week and I feel like I got my money’s worth

Oh hey this is coming out this week. Totally forgot.

Mario + Rabbids just came out, and it is awesome

what women? where are the victims? who has spoken up?