Now you’re making me waste 3 minutes of my morning by watching ‘Cops in Ancient Egypt’.

Doing the Lord’s work over here.

I’m a simple man. I see a Ben Stiller Show reference, I give a star.

The Munsters probably was a lot better known internationally than a lot of US shows of the time . I mean for example I saw reruns of it as a kid in Ireland ( I think BBC used to show it,and possibly SKY later)as well as The Adams Family .On the otherhand , while I know it  from references I've never seen Gilliagans…

‘”We’re going to make all MY dreams come true...”’

Hey, not all of them are unmarried. 

All because we refused to use the milveric system...

I think it should be MsILF, as in Moms I’d Like to Fuck.

Maybe see if your uncle who works for Nintendo can get his friend in the TV industry to make it.

Just remember: Her NAME is Alberta, and she LIVES in Vancouver.

Hey buddy! I’ll have you know, thems the Dutch flag colors! And I’ll be damned if I let you claim the red, white, and blue for the French! 

Will one of the virgins be a strong-willed aspiring writer named Jane? Who looks like Gina Rodriguez?

“I was simply investing in that prostitute’s new mail-order candle startup!”

I wish there were a reality show about dating girls from Canada who you wouldn’t have met, to reflect my experience.

You gotta figure there’s at least a handful of people out there whose reason for celibacy includes, “Just in case anyone makes a virgin dating show.”

Finally a reality show for me! Uh.. I mean, a friend I know...

My car insurance went up 40% when I renewed this month. Clean driving record for the last 15 years. Home insurance went up 30% last year, never filed a claim. So glad our governor is addressing the out of control cost of living! No wait, he’s changing bridge colors and banning lab grown meat. 

Spiderman.  He’s so forgettable.

Jennifer Connolly, wife of Paul Bettany, told a story on Seth Meyer’s show that their kids troll Bettany by changing his Disney+ account’s avatar to Vision and giving the account the name “The Worst Avenger.” Pretty funny burn. I’m not saying Vision is the worst Avenger, but I’ll put this out there: “Who is?”