Get vaccinated FFS

Howid, didjoo zee my zizzle reel

I admit, I grant my fave theme parks a lot of good will, but I really hate these expensive add ons to “improve your experience.”  Luckily, they also don’t really appeal to me, so I guess it’s moot.

Yup, my dad told me that. He said, “Valve, you want to remember to always be on the winning side. That’s what moral courage is all about.”

Hear that, kids? Never criticize anything popular.

“Full interactivity is going to cost you.” Well, then it really is like stepping into a video game. Can’t wait to experience micro-transaction video game hell without looking at a screen.

where is that block button.

bait

I’m old enough to remember when right-wingers HATED Roseanne, both because her show dared to have gay characters who were treated as human and especially due to her infamous performance of the national anthem before a baseball game where she screeched the song, and punctuated it by spitting and grabbing her crotch…

Original cuts, please, since we’re dreaming.

Fine, go watch Superman II again.

I try not to get too caught up in the hype of nostalgia, but... fuck yeah, I’d love to see these movies in theater.

Well, Disney’s shareholders.

Counter Point: Star Wars fucking blows. It’s nigh-unwatchable and has fostered a petulant man-child population, amplified by the existence of the Internet. This is compounded by a complete lack of original ideas in the franchise. Trolling, ala The Last Jedi, is not an original idea. The TV shows suck. The Mandalorian…

To quote David Lynch: “No, I won’t explain”

And the Queen’s funeral procession is led by a jug of maple syrup, and a bowl of poutine.

Brevity may be the soul of wit; but fartity is its mind & body.

What I find so believable is his condescension; throughout Thanos treats the heroes like dumb children who just don’t have the maturity to see the realities of the world like he does. And that reminds me of so many politicians and self-proclaimed intellectuals who promote horrifying ideals - eugenics, totalitarianism,…