How is it that no one has made a movie about the making of ROAR? It could be a drama, a thriller, a tragedy, or a comedy. Pick a tone and have at it, Hollywood!

Ah, the halcyon days when the nickelodeon only cost a nickel!

The problem with televised presidential debates is that they exist to make all the candidates look equally electable.

Which of the two Ronnies was your uncle?

This is terrible news, but at least it was delivered with a picture containing one of The Original Peaches.

We've lost another amazing "Hey, it's that guy" actor. He will be missed.

The elephants are all equipped with gimbals.

Diedrich Bader made a great Batman. Looks like he’s playing Harvey Dent in this series, and I can’t wait to see what he does with the role/roles.

This is Frenchy Blake’s time to shine!

To Crom’s devils with Hrung!

I heartily recommend Fantastic Breasts: The Intimate Secrets of Cumblewhore.

No. That can't be it. 

we’re STILL waiting for someone to mention that frozen Celestial sticking out of the planet ffs.

The sun does not “come up”. It’s position is eternally fixed at the bottom of the bowl that contains the universe. The Earth is a great disc that flips end over end in the middle of the bowl creating the illusion that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. The night sky is nothing more than the lights of Hell…

“Any cock’ll do!”

The problem with The Closer is Kyra Sedgwick doesn’t sing the theme tune.

This is exactly how the pitch for Badge Patrol became the pilot for Police Cops.

Yeah yeah yeah!