Just give me a Lockjaw solo movie and I’ll be satisfied. I love that big ol’ mutt!

It was a wicked scepter.

At least you get to inspect her gadget.

Does this mean the bear is a knight now?

Who’s the black private dick the A.V. Club neglected to put on this list?

It worked wonders for “The Ribos Operation”

It could use some Wombles.

That’s a NASA I could get behind, in front, on top, whatever. I just want moon sex!

I absolutely love The Star Beast. I reread it every two years or so. If you're going to adapt one of the comic adventures, that's the one to adapt.

And, in this one instance, scacey wacey.

The pickled remains of Lionel Barrymore.

Every day in every way my decision to quit twitter and delete my account gets more satisfying.

Wait until they find out that all seven members of BTS are actually puppets operated by Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, Amazing Christopher style.

I can’t wait for her to get an endorsement deal.

The only curse afflicted upon the Seinfeld gang is The Curse of Steinbrenner’s Tomb.

It’s a type of Dutch cheese made with fennel seeds.

The Adult Disney tab on Pornhub? Well lah-dee-dah Professor Rockefeller! Most of us can only afford the Hanna-Barbera on XHamster.

How is he going to musk this up?

Is he going Hawaiian or not?